At The Vet Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down ...

What do cows like to dance to ? Joke
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Any kind of moosic you like !...

Why did the pig go to the casino ? Joke
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To play the slop machine !...

What is a pigs favorite ballet ? Joke
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Swine Lake...

Men went fishing Joke
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Two Morons rent a rowboat, row out a way, throw their lines in and try fishing. Nothing happens. One fellow says to the other, we have to row out a...

What do you call a crate of ducks ? Joke
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A box of quackers !...

Why did the ram fall over the cliff ? Joke
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He didn't see the ewe turn !...

What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Joke
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Cold cream !or, Ice Milk and Ice Cream!...

What do you call an arctic cow ? Joke
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An eskimoo !...

Cross-Eyed Dog Joke
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said t...

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ? Joke
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Use a cowculator !...

Camel Questions Joke
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The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?" She looked on him lovingly and replied, &qu...

Why did the foal cough ? Joke
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Because he was a little horse !...

A snake's new glasses Joke
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of ...

Why do cows like being told jokes ? Joke
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Because they like being amoosed !...

Tame The Lion Joke
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A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man s...

What game do cows play at parties ? Joke
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Moosical chairs !...

How can you tell if there's been a hippo in your fridge? Joke
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He leaves his initials in the butter...

How did the beaver get online? Joke
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He logged on!...

Why do zebras like old movies? Joke
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Because they're in black and white!...