No kidding Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good ...

What your IQ Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied...

talking dog Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to b...

David Jones Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

This guy walks into a bar with this really great shirt on. The bartender goes, "Where'd you get the great shirt mate?" The man replies, &...

Disturbed Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by thi...

the $1000 bet Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lem...

decoy Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing t...

Arriving home very drunk Joke
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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "...

HIDDEN TALENTS Joke
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These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy sitting at the other end of the bar."I don't get it,...

WHEN DOES THE BAR OPEN? Joke
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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.About ...

TWO STRINGS Joke
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These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in ...

I didn't get any money this time Joke
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"...

terribly drunk Joke
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There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer, the bartender politely told ...

THE CHARM OFFENSIVE Joke
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This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door. "And what time do you call this," she starts angrily, "You went ...

AVOIDING THE PUTDOWN Joke
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I...

PLASTIC SURGERY Joke
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Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is to make l...

A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR... Joke
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Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, bu...

You looked a lot like my wife Joke
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jump...

it's on fire Joke
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After a heavy night at the pub, a drunken man decides to sleep off his drunkenness at a local hotel. He approaches the reception desk, takes care o...

AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN AND A SCOTSMAN Joke
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints h...