THE GIRAFFE Joke
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then: "....

A SNAKE IN A BAR Joke
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A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you.""Why not?" asks the snake.The bartender s...

FIRESIDE TALES Joke
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Three men are sat around the camp fire, knocking back a few whiskeys and chewing the fat. The conversation soon turned to their animals as all the ...

superman mean Joke
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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window ...

LEGLESS! Joke
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An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls fl...

IN A DRUNKEN HAZE Joke
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One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.After l...

MUSHROOM IN A BAR Joke
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This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She turns him down flat but the mushroom is persistent. Not willing, to give up,...

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION Joke
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.8. Beer has never caused a major war.7. They don't force Be...

no toilet paper Joke
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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"...

didn't think he would jump again Joke
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Two guys in a bar are watching the TV. There is a news report about a man who threatens to jump off a 5 story building unless the cops give him 300...

A PASSING COMPLIMENT Joke
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A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie!". Looking around he...

SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN Joke
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A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this ...

MAKING A POINT Joke
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrive...

butt joke Joke
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey gra...

Six Double Vodkas Joke
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of...

A 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH Joke
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A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours h...

THE CABLE GUY Joke
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A guy goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So ...

THE LITTLE PIGGIES HAVE A DRINK Joke
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Two little piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask the bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender points to the door and they ru...

TESTING TIMES Joke
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his ...

the world goes around Joke
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There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, &q...