one eyed blonde Joke
2006-05-30 | Source: a user like you

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''...

A blonde and a brunette Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde wasvery stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter.The blonde proceeded to tell her ...

There was three blondes.......... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag po...

A blonde decided to....... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend blonde friend ...

not very smart......not at all Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime...

learn to speak 'blonde" Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant w...

blondes and money....... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, &...

it's all about luck....... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of t...

100 stairs Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56t...

You've Got Mail Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, ...

Bad book Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!""Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up...

a spray can Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the ra...

highway trouble Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"...

blonde kidnaps a kid Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a...

blonde and her license Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys cou...

blondes and beer bottles Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?A. Their both empty from the neck up...

gas money Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?A. She sold her car for it......

concentrate Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?A. Cause it said concentrate....

blonde joke Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?A. Pull the pin and throw it back....

blonde swimmer Joke
Source: a user like you

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and...