Beer Joke
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Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.Q: Why did God create brunettes?A: Neither could the blondes....

THE JIGSAW PUZZLE Joke
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "What's t...

Blond and the patrolman Joke
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find ...

Hardware Joke
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Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?A: They are both 10¢ a screw!...

A blonde and a lawyer Joke
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, ti...

THREE DUMB BLONDES Joke
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There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told the...

Blonde and Brunette Joke
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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a c...

Titanic Joke
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic"....

TWO BLONDES AND A BRUNETTE Joke
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There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wi...

Blonde watching the news Joke
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A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge.the blonde says to the brunette i bet you £...

Blonde and Hairdresser Joke
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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need...

blonde paint Joke
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy....

A QUICK RIDDLE Joke
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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. ...

Blonde laugh on Friday Joke
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?Tell her a joke on Monday....

Cop and the blonde Joke
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys cou...

THE BLONDE TELEGRAM Joke
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order ...

ANOTHER QUICK RIDDLE Joke
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A blond and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building. It takes the blonde 3 minutes longer to hit the ground than it does or the brunette. Why...

who would land first Joke
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If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?The brunette ,the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions....

Two blonds going to California.... Joke
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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we ...

smart blondes vs UFO's Joke
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Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?A. You always hear about them but never see them....