Computer Terminology Joke
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486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - Th...

Addicted to Internet Porn Joke
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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM dri...

Before the Desktop Joke
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An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with a...

Heaven And Hell Joke
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In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are Swiss.In Hell:The cooks ar...

Ways to tell your online toooo long Joke
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70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL...

Great Writer Joke
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great" he said, "I...

Microsoft Vs GM Joke
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At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the automotive indusrty by stating: "If GM had kept up w...

America Offline Joke
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[To the tune of "American Pie"]A long, long, time agoI can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.And I knew if I had the ...

Why did Microsoft develop Access? Joke
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To make Excel seem faster....

You've been programming too long when Joke
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When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits...

What do spreadsheet developers use for birth control? Joke
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Their personalities....

Is Windows a Virus Joke
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No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, s...

What is the most frequent question asked by a would-be spreadsheet consultant? Joke
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"Would you like fries with that?"...

The Less You Know, The More You Make Joke
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"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."This the...

How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb? Joke
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We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems....

Gates and Lightbulb Joke
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard....

How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? Joke
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Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world....

New Viruses on the loose! Joke
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Oprah Winfrey virus:Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T virus:Every three minutes it tells yo...

How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb? Joke
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The light bulb works fine on the system in my office ......

Computer Quotes Joke
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What is a computer's first sign of old age?Loss of memory.What does a baby computer call his father?Data.What is an astronaut's favorite key on a c...