What do spreadsheet developers use for birth control? Joke
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Their personalities....

Is Windows a Virus Joke
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No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, s...

What is the most frequent question asked by a would-be spreadsheet consultant? Joke
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"Would you like fries with that?"...

The Less You Know, The More You Make Joke
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"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."This the...

How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb? Joke
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We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems....

Gates and Lightbulb Joke
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard....

How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? Joke
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Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world....

New Viruses on the loose! Joke
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Oprah Winfrey virus:Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T virus:Every three minutes it tells yo...

How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb? Joke
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The light bulb works fine on the system in my office ......

Computer Quotes Joke
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What is a computer's first sign of old age?Loss of memory.What does a baby computer call his father?Data.What is an astronaut's favorite key on a c...

Is Windows A Virus? Joke
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No, Windows is not a virus.Here's what viruses do: * They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. * Viruses use up valuable system resources, ...

Computer Users Joke
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Computer users are divided into three types:Novice, Intermediate and Expert.Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might b...

What Do You Believe In? Joke
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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addr...

Disney Password Joke
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My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.I noticed their Disney password was "Mi...

An Airliner Joke
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At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boar...

E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Joke
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Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.Thou shalt read thine own mes...

10 signs your an Internet geek Joke
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10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead...

Apple Computers Joke
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I heard this story on the news sometime ago.Apple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was "Carl Sagan" (I don...

Bill Gates in Hell Joke
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. Y...

2 programmers on a highway Joke
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Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75...