Efficiency Expert Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home.""Why not?" ...

Great Reasons To Be A Guy Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.Your orgasms are real. Always.Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Nobody secretly wonder...

Chinese Couple Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy."Congratulations," says the nurse to the...

Family Pants Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Jack and Jill were getting married.Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got marri...

Facts of Life Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they wi...

Girls are evil Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Girls = time * moneytime = money, therefore:Girls = money * money (*)But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus:money = sqrt(evil)Taking in...

Divorce Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for yourdivorce?"She replied, "Abou...

Anniversary Flowers Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's...

A Woman's Random Thoughts Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Skinny people piss me off!Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother'...

College Degrees Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up."Oh, we'll never need that. My h...

Great Job Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy came home to his wife and said to her:"Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it p...

His And Hers Road Trip Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

HERS:Pulls off at wrong exit.Opens window.Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer.Arrives at destination presently.HIS:Pulls off at wro...

How To Drive Your Wife Crazy Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say, "I think it's time I learn to take care o...

Not So Dumb Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of ...

Mr Right Application Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.As you are probably aware, the competition ...

The Perfect Story Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect...

He Said She Said Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said..You wear briefs, don't youHe said.. Do you love me just becaus...

Her Age Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying...

Female Stages Of Life Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

AGE DRINK17 - Wine Coolers25 - White wine35 - Red wine48 - Dom Perignon66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaserEXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES17 - Need t...

New Women's Study Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting ...