NY Times Ad Joke
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Ad seen in the New York Times...FOR SALE BY OWNERComplete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer.N...

cheating male Joke
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A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go tohis house for an early afternoon "quickie.""Don't worry," he purrs. ...

Needs Joke
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just wan...

Comparing Men to Dogs Joke
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning3. Both mark their territ...

dumb wives Joke
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Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupi...

Men Should Listen Joke
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window an...

Control Joke
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains q...

UnLucky with Women Joke
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the pr...

Garden of Eden Joke
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Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely her...

Husband and Wife Joke
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This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?"She replies, ...

New Relationship Book Joke
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"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance ourrelationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" - Unknown...

Dishes Joke
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A man is in a position to buy a Harley Davidson, and after much consideration opts for a very nice model. The salesman is very pleased and offers t...

Cheap Date Joke
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Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost.Little Johnny calculated a ...

Difference Between Man and Woman Showering Joke
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How to Shower Like a Woman1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.2. Walk to bathroom wearing l...

Teacher and Matt Joke
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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name."Yeah teach?"...

Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife Joke
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17. "I finished the Oreo's."16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."15. "Y'know, lookin...

Rules Women Wished Guys Knew Joke
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1. We are NOT you'r MOTHER! 2. Were NOT put here just to bear you'r children! 3. I do have a life outside of children,cleaning,and kissing you'r as...

Marriage Quotes By Men Joke
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer...

Definitions By Gender Joke
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female: Fully ope...

A Man's World Joke
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How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a wo...