Twas the Month after Chanukah... Joke
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'Twas the Month after Chanukah Twas the month after Chanukah, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd ni...

Sherlock Holmes Joke
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours la...

Twas the Night After Christmas Joke
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'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies...

Santa Hates Your Kid Joke
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8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"Snowman7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Along with p...

The twelve days after Christmas Joke
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The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spiteThen with a single cartri...

Cinderella Wishes Joke
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Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by...