twins Joke
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When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look ... twins!"--- Rodney Dangerfield...

toilet paper Joke
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Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper.Whats dumber than that? reading them.Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning something.Dumbest of all...

9 Things I Hate Joke
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch w...

Teacher Comments Joke
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The following are purported to be actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were r...

Reincarnation Proved Joke
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He's the world's greatest proof of reincarnation-- no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime....

One Track Mind Joke
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He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light....

Sympathetic Joke
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He has a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy....

Face Lift Joke
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She's had her face lifted so many times, she talks through her nose....

Big Mouth Joke
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He has such a big mouth, he can sing a duet all by himself....

Barber Cut Joke
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Barbers don't charge him for cutting his hair-- they charge him for searching for it!...

Light Eater Joke
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She's a light eater. As soon as it gets light, she starts eating....

Down The Aisle Joke
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When she walked down the aisle with her groom, they had to walk single file....

Not Himself Lately Joke
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He hasn't been himself lately. Everyone has noticed the improvement....

sister Joke
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May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment in your sister.-- Johnny Carson...

Carefree Joke
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He's a real carefree guy - he doesn't care as long as it's free....

poor joke - kicking a can Joke
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You are so poor . . . When you were kicking a can, your friend came by and asked what you were doing. You said you were moving!...

Tightwad Joke
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He's such a tightwad, he won't even spend the time of day....

inflatable girlfriend Joke
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A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, "Look ... I'm sorry, but I'm just not your type. I'm not inflatable"...