snowpire Joke
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A. Frostbite....

skeletons fight Joke
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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?A. They don't have the guts....

the crazy path Joke
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?A. They take the psycho path....

Jail Joke Joke
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?A. Cell phones....

spoiled cow Joke
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?A. Spoiled milk....

voting funning Joke
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?A. The North Poll...

airplane jump Joke
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Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?A. ME!!!...

snowman funny Joke
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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?A. In snow banks....

blood test Joke
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood t...

sticky stick Joke
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Q. What's brown and sticky?A. A stick....

water Joke
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of...

sea-gull joke Joke
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!...

Blonde Mixup Joke
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How do you know when a blondes been having a bad day?Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she's lookin 4 her pencil....

dog joke Joke
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?A. A watch dog....

What is Sex? Joke
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A little boy returning home from his first day at schoolsaid to his mother, "Mum, what's sex?"His mother, who believed in all the most mo...

grape into wine Joke
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Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?A. It let out a little wine!...

Children's Prayer Joke
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younge...

tissue dance Joke
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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?A. Put a little boogey in it!...

Father's Jokes Joke
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It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's fath...

bathroom joke Joke
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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?A. At the BP station!...