Popes And Lawyers Joke
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Popes And LawyersOnce a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you your rooms.'So they bo...

to make sure Joke
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A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at ...

some advice Joke
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doc...

Satan and lawyers Joke
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place....

artificial limb Joke
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few...

brief vacations Joke
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the ...

chosen for jury duty..... Joke
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A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On ...

Demise of a partner Joke
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in he...

Learning a lesson Joke
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A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home...

Merry Christmas law Joke
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Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially respons...

Advice from lawyers Joke
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George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind q...

Need a new lawyer Joke
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Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2. When the prosecutors see...

not a penny to charity Joke
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge...

to get to Heaven Joke
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Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one que...

Knowing the facts Joke
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The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an ...

Night At The Barn Joke
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A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer s...

My Daddy Is A Lawyer Joke
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While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted."My name is Joshu...

catch a thief Joke
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The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true. But these days there's a 3rd thief involved pleading the case ...

two in one grave Joke
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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little...

so materialistic Joke
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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen w...