Popes And Lawyers Joke
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Popes And LawyersOnce a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you your rooms.'So they bo...

to make sure Joke
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A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at ...

some advice Joke
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doc...

Satan and lawyers Joke
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place....

artificial limb Joke
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few...

brief vacations Joke
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the ...

chosen for jury duty..... Joke
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A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On ...

Demise of a partner Joke
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in he...

Learning a lesson Joke
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A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home...

Merry Christmas law Joke
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Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially respons...

Advice from lawyers Joke
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George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind q...

Need a new lawyer Joke
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Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2. When the prosecutors see...

Beautiful? Joke
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he sa...

Catfish and Lawyers Joke
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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish....

Engineering in Hell Joke
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place....

Where do you think lawyers come from? Joke
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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was su...

Farmer Joe and His Mule Joke
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In...

puzzled lawyer Joke
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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy r...

The Lawyer Joke
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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.The gang was very hap...

Prostitute Joke
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Q: What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute?A: The Prostitute will stop screwing you after your dead....