Real Excuse Notes from Parents on Why Their Children Were Absent
2006-05-31 | Source: a user like you

Real Excuse Notes from Parents on Why Their Children Were Absentdescription: The following is a collection of actual excuse notes from parents (inc...

Medication For Life Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the r...

Mental Release Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.The head ...

Lethal Food Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago."The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting...

Labour Pains Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would tra...

Cremate Me Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.&q...

Beautiful Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.His eyes fluttered open and he sai...

Do You Have The Time Joke
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A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if...

Negotiations Joke
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I beli...

Old Country Delivery Joke
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An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no ...

Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake Joke
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordereda cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When ...

Doctor And Lawyer Talk Joke
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doc...

doctor terminology Joke
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What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month bu...

Four Types of Patients Joke
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Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You o...

five surgeons Joke
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my opera...

Ears Put Back On Joke
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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plasticsurgeon could offer him a solution. He heard ofa very good one in Sweden, and went to him.The new su...

The Doctor Joke
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A Doctor passed away and was being screened for the destination of his soul's eternal afterlife. Unfortunately, he'd been a bit of a lout, a quack,...

Moving To A New Office Joke
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The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, andhis staff was helping transport many of the items.I sat the display skeleton in th...

Circumcision Joke
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Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"The other...

Hole In The Fence Joke
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A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Q...