Deers Joke
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Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," s...

A redneck gets shot Joke
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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him."Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good tim...

The Redneck at the Whorehouse Joke
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A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The r...

Winders '98 Joke
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have...

MARTHA STEWART'S *TIPS FOR REDNECKS * Joke
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GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It's considered tacky to take a co...

Family Reunion Joke
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Family ReunionYou know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend....

A redneck oil change Joke
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The Redneck Oil Change Checklist1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scen...

Lunch Time Joke
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An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said,...

You might be a Redneck Jedi if .... Joke
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ou Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . * . . . you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer. * . . . you say "these are not the beers ...

Where do you live Joke
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Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" as...

Redneck Joke
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Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that there tree. I reme...

Rednecks go fishing Joke
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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in t...

Things Rednecks Will Never Say Joke
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# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.# Duct tape won't fix that.# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.# Come to think...

Rednecks play Powerball too Joke
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want ...

Chicken bone Joke
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A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in Newfoundland. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a ...

No Longer Private Joke
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Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, ...

Rednecks flying home Joke
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Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bul...

Redneck Vasectomy Joke
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his d...

10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer Joke
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* 10. The monitor is up on blocks. * 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. * 8. The six front keys have rotted out. * 7. The extra RAM por...

Redneck crash Joke
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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the Canadian auto makers for the past five years...