How Big an old boy are you Joke
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Earl was enjoying his normal Saturday afternoon activities, (watching bass fishing, eating pork rinds, and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon) when his wif...

Redneck wants to fight Joke
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There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never ...

The 911 Call Joke
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" a...

Indian, a cowboy, and a black Joke
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There's an Indian, a cowboy, and a black in a bar. The Indian says to the black "once we were many now we are few".The black says, "...

2 canadian guys Joke
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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder."I have an idea,&...

Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta Joke
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The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, andMississippi announced today that they have made a disturbingdiscovery in their stat...

A Rednecks Technical Glossary to a computer Joke
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Redneck computer termsBACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woodsBAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavernBUG ...

Letter From Home Joke
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Dear Son,I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in theNewspap...

A Redneck Computer Geek Joke
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# You might be a redneck addicted to the world of computers if.......# If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderb...

Made in canada Joke
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A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a F...

Timbuktu Joke
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The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be gi...

Rednecks Are Smart Joke
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"Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding ma...

A Sex Test for Rednecks Joke
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1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True o...

The Best Little Whorehouse In Canada Joke
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A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout."The re...

Redneck Virgin Joke
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Q: How do you define a redneck virgin?A: Girl who can run faster than her brothers!...

Gatornecks Joke
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What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Florida have in common?They both end up in trailer parks....

Last Words Joke
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A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bri...

Counterfeiting in Dixie Joke
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A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Texas town. So, he got into his new whe...

Redneck Dictionary Joke
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HEIDI - noun. Greeting.HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"BARD - verb. Past tense of the infin...

12 Redneck Quotes Joke
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1. Redneck Quote: It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.3. Redneck ...