Gatornecks Joke
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What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Florida have in common?They both end up in trailer parks....

Last Words Joke
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A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bri...

Counterfeiting in Dixie Joke
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A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Texas town. So, he got into his new whe...

Redneck Dictionary Joke
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HEIDI - noun. Greeting.HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"BARD - verb. Past tense of the infin...

12 Redneck Quotes Joke
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1. Redneck Quote: It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.3. Redneck ...

Hang-Gliding Joke
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Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountai...

Rednecks Rule Because... Joke
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1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road. 2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.! 3. With a little corn and water they can di...

A Redneck Zoo Joke
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What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific na...

Old Graveyard Joke
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Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and foundthemselves on the road that led past the old graveyard."Come ...

Lower dandruff Joke
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Q: How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?A: There's dandruff on his/her shoes....

Survivor, Texas Style Joke
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A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The cont...

Selling Whiskey Joke
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A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client."...

A Redneck Christmas Joke
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In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bo...

the chiefs canoe Joke
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Frenchman, an Englishman and a Redneck are captured by a fierce tribe ofIndians. The chief walks up to them and says, "I have bad news and goo...

Eighty feet and three teeth? Joke
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Q: What has eighty feet and three teeth?A: The front row of a Billy Ray Cyrus concert....

red neck Jedi Joke
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You might be a Redneck Jedi if... =========================================== * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."...

Redneck Inventor's Club Joke
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Picture yourself in the middle of the Boonies with no water. What do you do? You reach in your back pocket and pull out a packet of powdered water....

Chili Testing Joke
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Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:"Recently I was honored to be selected as an ...

Redneck Medical Terms Joke
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Artery The study of paintings.Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.Barium What doctors do when patients die.Benign What you be after you be eight.Catsca...

po-leece roadblock! Joke
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One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead...