Factory Workers Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager ...

A DROP IN SALARY PERHAPS Joke
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replie...

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS Joke
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1 When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your boss doesn't...

IN THE SERVICE Joke
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A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer."Yes, I was a Marine," responded the appl...

QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS Joke
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1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.3 I...

A BIZARRE INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE Joke
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A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you...

A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY Joke
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to ...

APPLIED MATHEMATICS Joke
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The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school,which l...

how to annoy a archaeologist Joke
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How do you annoy an archaeologist?give him a tampon and ask what period it came from,...

A QUESTION OF BILLING Joke
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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."The twenty answered, &...

Excuses For Missing Work Joke
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* My stigmata's acting up. * I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?...

TOP TEN TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING Joke
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1 Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.2 Spill coffee on the conference table. ...

THE VALUE ADDED CHICKEN JOKE Joke
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Buddha Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.ColonelSanders Damn, I missed one!AndersonC...

lipstick Joke
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were begi...

A LITTLE MONKEY BUSINESS Joke
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A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and say...

smart salesman Joke
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A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" ...

AN ACCOUNTANT FOR THE MOB Joke
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There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500,000 dollars...

Bank Robbers Joke
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A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action.The brunette drove up to the fron...

REJECTION LETTER RESPONSE TEMPLATE Joke
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The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following:Dear [name of the person who signed t...

TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK Joke
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1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."...