Factory Workers Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager ...
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK Joke
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1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."...
REJECTION LETTER RESPONSE TEMPLATE Joke
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The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following:Dear [name of the person who signed t...
A MANAGER'S DILEMA Joke
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An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the ...
THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER Joke
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A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the wh...
EAGER TO IMPRESS THE BOSS Joke
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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.&...
STOPPING BY THE OFFICE ONE DAY Joke
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.Without hesitatin...
THE HR E-MAIL Joke
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e-mail oneAttention: Human ResourcesJoe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be foundhard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, wi...
THE PERFECT SCAM Joke
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Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be a...
THE INTERN PUBLIC FOLDER Joke
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We have a big intern public folder at work, where all interns can post items and discussions, I found this is very amusing:Intern 1: Does anyone kn...
ONE DAY WHILE SCAFFOLDING Joke
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Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance le...
A DAY ON THE SICK Joke
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An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in toda...
NEW SECRETARY Joke
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Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a l...
TIPS FOR SUCCESS IN BUSINESS Joke
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1 Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for impor...
A DROP IN SALARY PERHAPS Joke
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replie...
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS Joke
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1 When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your boss doesn't...
IN THE SERVICE Joke
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A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer."Yes, I was a Marine," responded the appl...
QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS Joke
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1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.3 I...
A BIZARRE INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE Joke
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A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you...
A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY Joke
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to ...
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