APPLIED MATHEMATICS Joke
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The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school,which l...

how to annoy a archaeologist Joke
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How do you annoy an archaeologist?give him a tampon and ask what period it came from,...

A QUESTION OF BILLING Joke
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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."The twenty answered, &...

Excuses For Missing Work Joke
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* My stigmata's acting up. * I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?...

TOP TEN TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING Joke
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1 Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.2 Spill coffee on the conference table. ...

lipstick Joke
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were begi...

THE VALUE ADDED CHICKEN JOKE Joke
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Buddha Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.ColonelSanders Damn, I missed one!AndersonC...

smart salesman Joke
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A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" ...

A LITTLE MONKEY BUSINESS Joke
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A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and say...

Bank Robbers Joke
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A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action.The brunette drove up to the fron...

AN ACCOUNTANT FOR THE MOB Joke
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There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500,000 dollars...