learn to speak 'blonde" Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant w...

blondes and money....... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, &...

it's all about luck....... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of t...

100 stairs Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56t...

blonde joke 5 Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! Ho...

to make sure Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at ...

some advice Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doc...

Satan and lawyers Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place....

artificial limb Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few...

brief vacations Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the ...

chosen for jury duty..... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On ...

ON THE MENU Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently."What the hell do yo...

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest ...

CATCHING OUT THE BARMAN Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"The guy answers, "A scotch, please."The bartender hands him t...

WISHING THE DAYS AWAY Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of ...

EQUAL RIGHTS Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two guys are sat at the bar. The first one says, "My wife should be on the plane now.""Sounds nice" the other replied, "Wh...

THE TWO-BIT WHORE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you,...

FALSE ECONOMY Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent.""One penny?!" e...

CHAT UP LINE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks, "Do you want to play magic?""What's that?" she replies.Grinning a little, he contin...

A ROLL OF QUARTERS Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attr...