A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR... OUCH! Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign ...

ONE SUNNY DAY IN IRELAND Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over t...

WORDPLAY Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There's three dogs, a Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog all sat in a bar having a quiet drink when a great-looking female Collie strolls in. She ...

JUST HAVING A QUIET SMOKE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar and lit up a cigar. As he...

DRUNK DRIVING Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble ...

SO CORNY IT HURTS! Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?""I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, look...

FIRE ENGINE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.Immediately, the drunk start...

THREE ENGLISHMEN... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

These three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight. They stagger from pub to pub looking for a likely vi...

THE DRINKS ARE ON ME Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you're at it, have one you...

Demise of a partner Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in he...

Learning a lesson Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home...

Merry Christmas law Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially respons...

Advice from lawyers Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind q...

Need a new lawyer Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2. When the prosecutors see...

Medication For Life Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the r...

You've Got Mail Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, ...

Bad book Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!""Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up...

At The Vet Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down ...

a spray can Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the ra...

highway trouble Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"...