Mental Release Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.The head ...

Lethal Food Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago."The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting...

Labour Pains Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would tra...

Cremate Me Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.&q...

Beautiful Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.His eyes fluttered open and he sai...

Anyone Here Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.She looked around nervously but it was all empty ...

Beer, eh Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of b...

Bad News, Good News, Great News Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on y...

Be Politically Correct With Women Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - S...

blonde kidnaps a kid Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a...

Burglar Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: &...

A Man And His Money Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.He loved money more th...

Accidental Meeting Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they c...

Advantages Of Being A Woman Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Why it's better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice...

Always By My Side Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.When he came to, he mot...

Answers To Everything Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

What's the best form of birth control after 50?NudityWhat's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?45 lbs.What's the difference between a b...

ABC's of ex girlfriends Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Ais for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your mo...

Compare The Genders Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

NICKNAMESIf Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.But if Mike, Phil, ...

Coming Home Late Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go hom...

Deaf Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"The doctor replies, &q...