A DAY ON THE SICK Joke

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:
"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."
On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage:
"well, just how sick are you?"
"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:<br>"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."<br>On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage:<br>"well, just how sick are you?"<br>"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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