A Rednecks Technical Glossary to a computer Joke

Redneck computer terms
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>A Rednecks Technical Glossary to a computer Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Redneck computer terms<br>BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods<br>BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern<br>BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick<br>BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro<br>CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps<br>CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in<br>TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker<br>CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited<br>DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers<br>DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer<br>FAX - What you lie about to the IRS<br>HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking<br>HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos<br>INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair<br>KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere<br>MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food<br>MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers<br>MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall<br>MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live<br>NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line<br>ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test<br>ROM - Where the pope lives<br>SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch<br>SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast<br>SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year<br>SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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