Baby Powder Trick

A married man goes out for a pack of cigarettes one night, and, since the store was closed and
the next closest place open was a bar, he decides to go in and have a drink. After a couple of
beers, a young blonde sits down beside him. The two start talking, and end up leaving
together.
After a long night of sex the man looks at the clock and says, â€œOh, my God! My wife is gonna
kill me! Quick: Do you have any baby powder?â€?
â€œBaby powder?â€? the woman asks. â€œYes, here.â€?
The man spreads the powder all over his hands, and drives home.
When he gets home, his wife asks, â€œWhere have you been?â€?
He proceeds to tell her about the blonde and the long night of sex.
â€œYou expect me to believe that?â€? she says. â€œLet me see your hands.â€?
As he puts out his hands, she says, â€œYou liar! Youâ€™ve been out with your friends all night
bowling again!â€?

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A married man goes out for a pack of cigarettes one night, and, since the store was closed and <br>the next closest place open was a bar, he decides to go in and have a drink. After a couple of <br>beers, a young blonde sits down beside him. The two start talking, and end up leaving <br>together.<br>After a long night of sex the man looks at the clock and says, â€œOh, my God! My wife is gonna <br>kill me! Quick: Do you have any baby powder?â€?<br>â€œBaby powder?â€? the woman asks. â€œYes, here.â€?<br>The man spreads the powder all over his hands, and drives home.<br>When he gets home, his wife asks, â€œWhere have you been?â€?<br>He proceeds to tell her about the blonde and the long night of sex.<br>â€œYou expect me to believe that?â€? she says. â€œLet me see your hands.â€?<br>As he puts out his hands, she says, â€œYou liar! Youâ€™ve been out with your friends all night <br>bowling again!â€?</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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1 Review, 2 Ratings

Reviewed by Senior07 at 2006-10-27
9 out of 10
lol! good cover up!