Beautiful? Joke

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, â€œYou're beautiful!â€? and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said â€œYou're cute!â€? Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of â€œbeautifulâ€? it was â€œcute.â€? She said â€œWhat happened to â€˜beautifulâ€™? His reply was â€œThe drugs are wearing off!â€?

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, â€œYou're beautiful!â€? and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said â€œYou're cute!â€? Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of â€œbeautifulâ€? it was â€œcute.â€? She said â€œWhat happened to â€˜beautifulâ€™? His reply was â€œThe drugs are wearing off!â€?</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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