Brother works for Microsoft Joke

Dear Editor,
I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Sincerely,
Larry

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Dear Editor,<br>I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.<br>My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.<br>Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.<br>I love this girl very much and want to marry her.<br>My problem is this:<br>Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?<br>Sincerely,<br>Larry</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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