Burglar Joke

A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.
On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."
He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.<br>On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."<br>He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.<br>As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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