Computer Quotes Joke

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">What is a computer's first sign of old age?<br>Loss of memory.<br>What does a baby computer call his father?<br>Data.<br>What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?<br>The space bar.<br>What happened when the computer fell on the floor?<br>It slipped a disk.<br>Why was there a bug in the computer?<br>It was looking for a byte to eat.<br>What is a computer virus?<br>A terminal illness.<br>To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.<br>Computers are not intelligent.<br>They only think they are.<br>Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.<br>My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.<br>The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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