Cross-Eyed Dog Joke

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Cross-Eyed Dog Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" <br>"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. <br>"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." <br>"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. <br>"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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