Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake Joke

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered<br>a cake with this inscription:<br>"You are not getting older,<br>You are just getting better."<br>When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,<br>"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,<br>and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."<br>It wasn't until the good doctor was ready<br>to serve the cake that he discovered it read:<br>"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,<br>YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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