Ears Put Back On Joke

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic
surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of
a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while,
and said: " Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out,
he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon,
and yells:
"You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference
whether it is a man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't
understand a thing!"

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic<br>surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of<br>a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.<br>The new surgeon examined him, thought a while,<br>and said: " Yes, I can put you right."<br>After the operation, bandages off, stitches out,<br>he goes to his hotel.<br>The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon,<br>and yells:<br> "You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."<br>"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference<br>whether it is a man's or a woman's."<br>"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't<br>understand a thing!"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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