FIRE ENGINE Joke

As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.
Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.
In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine,
"If that's the way you want it, you can keep your bloody ice creams!"

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>FIRE ENGINE Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.<br>Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.<br>In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine,<br>"If that's the way you want it, you can keep your bloody ice creams!"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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