Family Pants Joke

Jack and Jill were getting married.
Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."
"I can't wear these," she said.
"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."
"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.
He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.
"Put these on," he said.
Jill replied, "I can't wear these."
"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.
Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.
"I can't get in to these," he said.
"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Family Pants Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Jack and Jill were getting married.<br>Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."<br>"I can't wear these," she said.<br>"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."<br>"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.<br>He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.<br>"Put these on," he said.<br>Jill replied, "I can't wear these."<br>"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.<br>Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.<br>"I can't get in to these," he said.<br>"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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