Heaven And Hell Joke

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Heaven And Hell Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">In Heaven:<br>The cooks are French,<br>The policemen are English,<br>The mechanics are German,<br>The lovers are Italian,<br>The bankers are Swiss.<br>In Hell:<br>The cooks are English,<br>The policemen are German,<br>The mechanics are French,<br>The lovers are Swiss,<br>The bankers are Italian.<br>In Computer Heaven:<br>The management is from Intel,<br>The design and construction is done by Apple,<br>The marketing is done by Microsoft,<br>IBM provides the support,<br>Gateway determines the pricing.<br>In Computer Hell:<br>The management is from Apple,<br>Microsoft does design and construction,<br>IBM handles the marketing,<br>The support is from Gateway,<br>Intel sets the price.</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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