I didn't get any money this time Joke

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>I didn't get any money this time Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.<br>Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"<br>"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."<br>"Gee, that's tough," he replied.<br>"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."<br>"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."<br>"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."<br>"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."<br>"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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