IN THE SERVICE Joke

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>IN THE SERVICE Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.<br>"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.<br>"Did you see any active duty?"<br>"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."<br>"May I ask what happened?"<br>"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."<br>"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."<br>"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."<br>"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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