Last Words Joke

A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman's neck and said, "Do you have any last words?"
He said, "No."
They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river.
Then they tied the same rope around the redneck's neck and said, "Do you have any last words to say?"
He said, "Yes, shorten up that rope boys 'cause I can't swim."

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman's neck and said, "Do you have any last words?"<br>He said, "No."<br>They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river.<br>Then they tied the same rope around the redneck's neck and said, "Do you have any last words to say?"<br>He said, "Yes, shorten up that rope boys 'cause I can't swim."</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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