Need a new lawyer Joke

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
2. When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
3. Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
4. Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
5. A prison guard is shaving your head.

Your Rating

Your Review:

Add to your page

Add to website, blog, myspace, etc:

<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Need a new lawyer Joke</h1>
<hr />
<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer<br> 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.<br> 2. When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.<br> 3. Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."<br> 4. Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.<br> 5. A prison guard is shaving your head.</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

All Ratings and Reviews

No reviews available yet. Submit your rating and review above and be the first on this list!