Potato Garden Joke

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament.
Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the
BODIES.
Love Bubba
At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his
son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
Love, Bubba

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Potato Garden Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but<br>it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in<br>prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his<br>predicament.<br>Dear Bubba,<br>I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my<br>potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden<br>plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig<br>the plot for me.<br>Love Dad<br>A few days later he received a letter from his son.<br>Dear Dad,<br>For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the<br>BODIES.<br>Love Bubba<br>At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug<br>up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old<br>man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his<br>son.<br>Dear Dad,<br>Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the<br>circumstances.<br>Love, Bubba</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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