QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS Joke

1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3 I would not allow this associate to breed.
4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
5 When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
6 He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
7 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8 She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
9 This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.
10
This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.<br>2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.<br>3 I would not allow this associate to breed.<br>4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.<br>5 When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.<br>6 He would be out of his depth in a puddle.<br>7 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.<br>8 She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.<br>9 This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.<br>10 <br>This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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