Redneck crash Joke

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the Canadian auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occurred, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 9 of the 10 provinces the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only Newfoundland was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were...
"Hold my beer and watch this!"

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the Canadian auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.<br>This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occurred, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.<br>They were surprised to find in 9 of the 10 provinces the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"<br>Only Newfoundland was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were...<br>"Hold my beer and watch this!"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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