Redneck in the Ghetto Joke

There may be a redneck in the ghetto if . . .
. . . somebody says, "Yo man" and he says, "Yo mama."
. . . someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.
. . . he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.
. . . girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.
. . . he hears a guy standing on the street saying, "Crack, Crack, Crack," and he pulls up his bluejeans.
. . . he thinks greens is something you play golf on.
. . . his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.
. . . he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.
. . . someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.
. . . he walks up to the local basketball court and says, "You BOYS are making to much noise."

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Redneck in the Ghetto Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">There may be a redneck in the ghetto if . . .<br>. . . somebody says, "Yo man" and he says, "Yo mama."<br>. . . someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.<br>. . . he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.<br>. . . girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.<br>. . . he hears a guy standing on the street saying, "Crack, Crack, Crack," and he pulls up his bluejeans.<br>. . . he thinks greens is something you play golf on.<br>. . . his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.<br>. . . he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.<br>. . . someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.<br>. . . he walks up to the local basketball court and says, "You BOYS are making to much noise."</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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