SO CORNY IT HURTS! Joke

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"<br>"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"<br>"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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