THE TWO-BIT WHORE Joke

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"
The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."
"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"<br>The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."<br>"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"<br>"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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