TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK Joke

1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
4 "Amen"
5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
10
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."<br>2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."<br>3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"<br>4 "Amen"<br>5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."<br>6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"<br>7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."<br>8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"<br>9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"<br>10 <br>"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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