The Less You Know, The More You Make Joke

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."<br>This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:<br>1. Knowledge is Power.<br>2. Time is Money.<br>As every engineer knows:<br>Power = Work / Time<br>Since:<br>Knowledge = Power<br>Time = Money<br>It follows that:<br>Knowledge = Work/Money.<br>Solving for Money, we get:<br>Money = Work / Knowledge.<br>Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.<br>Conclusion:<br>The less you know,the more you make.</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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