Tough Golf Hole

A guy and his wife are out golfing one day when they come up to the hardest hole on the
course; it goes way downhill and you canâ€™t quite see where your drive goes. So they tee off
and walk down the hill and, lo and behold, this guyâ€™s ball is right in front of a big barn.
The couple looks it over, and the wife says, â€œYou know, if we open both barn doors, you will
have a clear shot to the green.â€?
The guy agrees, and they open both of the doors. He hits his ball and it makes it through the
first set of doors but hits the far wall and comes ricocheting backâ€”hitting his wife in the
head and killing her.
A few months pass and he is out golfing again with his buddies. They come up to the same hole
and, wouldnâ€™t you know it, the guyâ€™s ball is right behind the barn again. One of his golf
buddies says, â€œYou know, if we open both barn doors you will have a clear shot to the green.â€?
The guy replies, â€œNah, last time I tried that I got a 7.â€?

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>Tough Golf Hole</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A guy and his wife are out golfing one day when they come up to the hardest hole on the <br>course; it goes way downhill and you canâ€™t quite see where your drive goes. So they tee off <br>and walk down the hill and, lo and behold, this guyâ€™s ball is right in front of a big barn.<br>The couple looks it over, and the wife says, â€œYou know, if we open both barn doors, you will <br>have a clear shot to the green.â€?<br>The guy agrees, and they open both of the doors. He hits his ball and it makes it through the <br>first set of doors but hits the far wall and comes ricocheting backâ€”hitting his wife in the <br>head and killing her.<br>A few months pass and he is out golfing again with his buddies. They come up to the same hole <br>and, wouldnâ€™t you know it, the guyâ€™s ball is right behind the barn again. One of his golf <br>buddies says, â€œYou know, if we open both barn doors you will have a clear shot to the green.â€?<br>The guy replies, â€œNah, last time I tried that I got a 7.â€?</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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