WHEN DOES THE BAR OPEN? Joke

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.
"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
"No! I don't wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!"

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.<br>About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.<br>"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk.<br>Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"<br>The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."<br>"No! I don't wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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