smart salesman Joke

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - <br>"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" <br>Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!" <br>The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - <br>"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00? <br>Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!" <br>The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy - <br>"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much". <br>Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: <br>"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!" <br>"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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