water Joke

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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<table border="0"><tr><td><h1>water Joke</h1>
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<table border="0" width="60%"><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: <br>"Da-ad..." "What?" <br>"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" <br>"No. You had your chance. Lights out." <br>"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." <br>"WHAT?"<br>"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"<br>"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" <br>"Five minutes later...<br>"Daaaa-aaaad..." <br>"WHAT??!!" <br>"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td><font style="font-size: 10px; weight: bold"><a href="http://www.dork.tv">brought to you by Dork.tv</a></td></tr></table>

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